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November 12, 2008 1:19 PM- the very naughty, no good, completely corrupted puppy
HENRY: Gee whiz, Daisy-- you've really done it this time. I can't even get her to acknowledge my brooding good looks.
DAISY: Oh trust me, I've been sighing deeply all morning without so much as a biscuit tossed my way. I mean really-- how long do these punishments go on for? I could use a cuddle.
HENRY: Well, Ollie is more of an expert in this arena than I am, but generally it's in proportion to the time you were gone.
DAISY: Is there anything I can do to shorten my sentence?
HENRY: Hard to say-- you don't have the furrowed brow which is truly a gift in situations like this, but I guess I'd advise you to recall the puppy pose-- you know, the really sweet, adorable puppy gaze. She's a sucker for that.
DAISY: It's not working. This woman is made of ice! I mean, come on-- so we took off for bit of a hike-- so maybe we did cross a few major roads and travel 15 or 20 miles. Somebody found us, right? No harm, no foul--- It's not like we were never gonna come back-- we just lost track of time, you know?
HENRY: Give it up. You're one of us now-- welcome to the club kid.
DAISY: I don't feel so good.
HENRY: Better now?
DAISY: Ohhhh yes-- muchly, thanks!
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MKC says:
Thanks! You just made my day.
posted on: November 12
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nichole says:
uh oh! bad doggies.....good to hear no harm no foul and they are home safe :)
posted on: November 12
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linda e says:
Thank you! i'm glad to know i'm not the only ones with English-speaking dogs! and very happy everyone's safe & home. Linda
posted on: November 12
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lizardek says:
O those BAD DOGS. Hope you weren't in a complete panic! (!!)
posted on: November 12
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HEather says:
Oh man! I would have been so panicked! But it reminds me of the time Isabelle almost made it downtown (crossing a major street) and a friend asked if Izzie had put on her lipstick to go shopping. I died laughing thinking of a beagle in lipstick!
posted on: November 12
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Jazz says:
oops. Bad dogs. But Ollie stayed home didn't he? Ollie's a good boy.
posted on: November 12
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melissa says:
oh my...glad they made it home safe and sound!
posted on: November 12
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nichole says:
just saw a commercial ....not paying enough attention to know if it's real or not yet but mini-GPS systems on dog collars that will "text" you to tell you where they are. now that' something the blonde bunch at your house could really benefit from!
posted on: November 12
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susangreene says:
Oh no did the smell of deer make wild dogs out of these two... or did Ollie join in on this excursion? Thank goodness they are home safe and sound. You may now rest easy.
posted on: November 12
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Jeanine says:
bp, coffee nearly flew out of my nose when I read this "you don't have the furrowed brow which is truly a gift in situations like this".... Perfect way to start the day, with a good hearty laugh. Thank you.
posted on: November 13
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Amber says:
And during deer season too! My parents have to put blaze orange bandannas on their two prison escapees this time of year. I'm glad your hoodlums made it safely home in one piece!
posted on: November 13
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bad penguin says:
At least Henry has the grace to look slightly ashamed -- or is he tricking me with his furrowed brow?
Glad everyone is home safe. And that GPS for dogs thing is real -- I heard about it on the radio the other day.
posted on: November 13
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christina says:
Baaaaad doggies. Baaad...
posted on: November 13
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Swirly says:
Elizabeth, I love you so. Sounds like Daisy was stone-cold busted.
posted on: November 13
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alexis says:
yay, doggie post! glad they made it home safely, stinkers!
posted on: November 13
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Cat says:
OMG heart attack. The only thing scarier than dogs taking off is running out of been on a Saturday night in a state with blue laws.
posted on: November 14
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liz elayne says:
now that i know those...what are they called? fisher cats? are out there this makes my brow furrow with worry.
daisy - be good! (please)
posted on: November 19
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