Ha. Just when you think you've got me all figured out, "oh she's the kind who won't do memes." I go and STEAL one. From Miss Zoot.

Face it, I'll always surprise you.

I AM: so much less drunk than I used to be.

I SAID: Tom Cruise was gay when we exited the theater from The Firm in 1993. And, that his marriage to Nicole was a sham?to cover his homosexuality and to help her career. Why can't I make money from such clairvoyance?

I WANT: to have eased someone else?s pain.

I WISH: I could spend my days with T and the dogs because our bank account grew magically without any need for me to go to work.

I HATE: the haters.

I MISS: the way I could laugh with Stacey, my best friend from 5th and 6th grade, when we watched The Carol Burnett show re-runs and laughed until we cried.

I FEAR:

I HEAR: my mother?s voice and something inside me melts.

I WONDER: if I?m gonna be happy with the choices I?ve made when I?m about to die.

I REGRET: it took me so long to get my act together.

I AM NOT: afraid to voice my truths.

I DANCE: but thank god I?ve never seen a video of me dancing.

I SING: in the car if I need to stay awake.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: smart. (READ: often stupid).

I MADE: quilts for everyone but me.

I WRITE: because when the pen is on the page I never want to stop.

I CONFUSE: easily.

I NEED: luxury.

I SHOULD: be good at something, alas.

I START: my day saying thank you.

I FINISH: your dessert.

I BELIEVE: what is right for me is more than likely not right for you.

I KNOW: some celebrities, but I don?t know any celebrities I?d want to share a cab with.

I CAN: cast love spells.

I CAN?T: seem to break the spell I cast on my husband no matter what I do.

I SEE: beauty everywhere.

I BLOG: for free.

I READ: but I don?t always finish.

I AM AROUSED BY: the promise of a trip to Paris.

IT PISSES ME OFF: that the universe erases our brains when we re-enter this world. So unfair. It takes SO FFFing long to find our path again and then, wham?old and dead. Why can?t I ever have it all together AND be 19? I ask you.

I FIND: rocks and stones and line them across my windowsills.

I LIKE: waking up early.

I LOVE: New Mexico.

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