November 21, 2009 9:27 AM- heaven is under your feet
Yesterday, with a flick of the wrist that would make Wayne Gretzky look positively arthritic, I
dumped an entire cup of coffee into my laptop whereupon it spread with alacrity to all four
corners of my keyboard as if on one of those bus tours across Europe where you have to
positively hit every single city in three days or less.
It was not one of my best moments and caused great consternation throughout the
land.
Fortunately for me, I happened to be in a meeting with a code monkey who immediately
unplugged my computer, removed the battery and turned it upside down so it could begin
draining out all the while I sat frozen looking at the upturned coffee mug willing it to reverse
motion and suck all the liquid back in and sit back up like in the movies.
Anyway, I don't have time right now to tell you much about the aftermath of that except
that as I type to you, hints of french roast waft up to me and I am still discovering areas of
the computer that no longer work-- speakers, for instance. Bugger.
In three minutes, Forrest* will be here to help me for the afternoon as I have a load of work
that I cannot get on top of and he is Mr. Organized. If nothing else, he will stand in my
studio and his very presence will motivate me to move through some projects.
But, I did want to share this sweet bird's nest I found on my walk this morning. You might
think this is a common occurrence, but it is not at all. We had some strong winds blow
through here last night and this small abode was smack dab in the middle of my path as we
were headed back up to the house. I don't know what prompted me to look down at that very instant, but I did-- and there it was.
Now, you might think I was doubly moved by the
discovery since I was singing this song at full throttle when I came upon it, but that's
ridiculous-- nobody would actually ever be walking through the woods singing that song.
Please. How queer would that be?
So I brought it home and wanted to photograph it for you but thought you'd want to see its
size (is it a hummingbird nest? or for a little wren?) so I looked around my studio for what
would work best-- a paperclip? box of dental floss? button? I settled on a highlighter--
because nothing like an obscured highlighter to help you grasp the size. And the saddest bit
of all?
(This next part almost hurts me to share with you). It took me a full TEN MINUTES to think
of using a ruler.
We had friends here last night for dinner that led into sitting in the living room playing guitars
and singing until the wee hours (seriously<-- I think it was like 10:30 before we started
wrapping up. I could hardly find my way to bed), am getting together with my sister and
brother-in-law tonight and then we have T's whole soccer team here tomorrow for a Sunday
brunch righteous riot so it's gonna be a bit before I am back.
Glory be we have a four day weekend heading straight into my arms next week-- come to mama!
Bisous, E
*If you haven't met Forrest, he is a high school student who helps me out with the brombies
when I have to be away and has been a wonderful volunteer at SAW events. It's too bad
he has his sights on attending college because I simply can't allow that to happen and lose
the best dog sitter, office helper ever. Sorry, Forrest, you'll just have to rent Animal House and imagine the rest.
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lizardek says: I read on a blog somewhere once that if you dropped your mobile phone into liquid or got it wet, you could put it in a bag of RICE (uncooked) and it would magically suck out all the liquid and hey presto! work again. I don't know if that's worth a try with a laptop, but what do you have to lose?
I love the idea of you singing loudly as you stride through the woods with the brombies, and damn, if YOU have a personal assistant, then I guess that's the answer that I was looking for to the question I asked on my journal yesterday ! posted on: November 21
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Megsie says: I laughed out loud with the ruler. As I was looking at the highlighter, I was thinking...."what else could be used to figure out the sized of something?....hmmmm....." And then RULER came up and it is now official, I have lost it. Your photo of the nest is beautiful. Every time I look at a bird's nest closely, I am in awe. Such craftsmanship, and so precise. It is amazing that the birds can sculpt something like that with just their BEAKS. I have fingers and THUMBS and I cannot come close to that talent. posted on: November 21
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Michelle Shopped says: omg, you're writing here again? where have i been? yay! i left off in the archives somewhere about 4 yrs ago i think -- dang, i have lots of catching up to do... posted on: November 22
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Swirly says: As always, your stories make me smile. posted on: November 22
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Lauren says: I tend to have the exact reaction when disasters happen: I stare blankly, hoping that my fervent inaction will somehow reverse whatever process going on. Good to know I'm not the only one. posted on: November 23
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pixie says: so that's the cutie who friended me on fB! a good dog sitter is hard to find-lucky that.
it's your words! your obedient wit that keeps me coming back. posted on: November 23
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Amy says: OH MY GOD. i just spit coffee onto my keyboard when i pictured you traipsing down the path singing that song at the top of your lungs. seriously. now i need the geek squad. posted on: November 26
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