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April 26, 2004 7:22 PM- 3 questions

Katherine asked,

1. What do you consider awful names for pets? Why?

Gosh. You know me I hate to sit in judgement on other people. Feh. I'm probably the biggest offender when it comes to animal names since I've given human names to our dogs. This can be most embarrasing. Case in point. We brought our new puppy, Oliver, over to our friends' house in December. Ally's mum (yes, not her mom, her mum) was visiting from England for the holiday. When we introduced Ollie she flinched. Turns out, her grandson is named Oliver. Still, not a crime in my book.

Worst names for pets are when men name their dogs as if naming their dick. Guy I once unwisely had a crush on (due to a drunken and misspent youth) called his bulldog Maximus. Turns out, the dog's name should've been Stubby.

2. What is your favorite item of clothing? Why?

Worn, faded, broken levis fresh out of the laundry. I think it's safe to say that I have spent more than 80% of my life in levi jeans?though I can only wish they were always so clean. For me they represent sex, art, cool, ease, and me in my natural state. Do you see what advertising has done to young American minds? Jesus. I?m a fucking marketer's fucking wet dream.

3. What is your favorite binge item? How often do you partake?

Oh. This is tough. What is going to top the list? I guess it is going to have to be whipped cream. I do eat a lot of whipped cream and pretty much put it on everything that it is remotely possible to combine it with. I also eat it by itself (in a bowl, of course!?a girl has to have standards). I think if I don't eat it every day I probably eat it at least every other day and some days, certainly, more than once. Freud could have a field day with this little obsession of mine. But when people talk about comfort food--- whipped cream is it for me.

got 2 cents?



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Kat says:
wah!!!!! Stubby! But I'm afraid of the questions my readers might ask me - or if they'd ask any at all :O
posted on: April 26

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wee says:
Can't i just ask you questions? i mean without having to continue the meme on my site? i'm going to anyway. 'cuz i'm rebellious like that. You can tell i'm rebellious because i'm leaving all my i's lowercase in utter and complete disregard of grammatical legislation. capital i, i defy you. um...yeeah. so questions: 1) do you believe in ghosts? 2) what is your middle name? 3) what do you wish your name was? You cannot use your real name, even if you adore it. only i get to flagrantly ignore the rules. sorry. that's just the way it is.
posted on: April 27

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