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April 16, 2004 10:52 AM- no, no humor here

Why do people try to be funny? It is so tiring to read.

Almost as tiring as reading people who are tired but writing anyway because they?re tired of feeling tired and want someone to know they are tired, but if the person reading about the tired person is also tired they get more tired, not less and there?s nothing funny about being tired. Except by Seinfeld logic, if you repeat a word over and over it becomes funny so you could say tired over and over and that way it could become funny, but it doesn?t because being tired isn?t funny and tired people are dull and must be killed.

That?s why God invented funny people. Funny people keep us from killing the tired people. The only hitch is that if you are the tired people, it is very hard to find someone funny because nothing is funny when you are tired which makes you more tired and more scared knowing that someone wants to kill you because you?re one of those tired people that people just have to kill to help the world be a funnier less tired place, which though you can understand intellectually increases your tiredness because now you are even more tired knowing that you have to try and hide the fact that you are desperately tired so no one kills you.

And then, only then, if you are lucky a friend who doesn?t want to see you get killed for being so tired and dangerously unfunny slips you some drugs her doctor gave her when she was in her 96th week of pregnancy and couldn?t sleep?pills she has been safeguarding jealously for some future emergency when lack of sleep threatened to render her into a very tired person which could be discovered and leave her babies to grow up without their mother who was killed for being overtired and relentlessly unfunny.

Tomorrow, I will take a bullet for this friend, but now, I sleep.

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